{"title":"Slumpberry","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"slumpberry","title":"Slumpberry","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake a sip of Slumpberry, the intensely indica-heavy hybrid engineered for blissful, total shutdown. If you are ready to completely melt into the couch, this is your dreamy destination. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a sweet and creamy cake flavor like the ultimate bedtime snack, you’ll savor the delicious profile while its sedative qualities \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimmediately take hold. Feel an instant, satisfying weight settle over your limbs as you begin to unwind from the day's chaos, leaving you utterly, happily SLUMPED. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/slumpberryterp.png?v=1781651784\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smoken Promises","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53679660859665,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/slumpberry.png?v=1781651660"},{"product_id":"slumpberry-pre-roll","title":"Slumpberry Pre-Roll","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake a sip of Slumpberry, the intensely indica-heavy hybrid engineered for blissful, total shutdown. If you are ready to completely melt into the couch, this is your dreamy destination. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a sweet and creamy cake flavor like the ultimate bedtime snack, you’ll savor the delicious profile while its sedative qualities \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimmediately take hold. Feel an instant, satisfying weight settle over your limbs as you begin to unwind from the day's chaos, leaving you utterly, happily SLUMPED.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/slumpberryterp.png?v=1781651784\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003ePack of two, 100% premium flower pre-rolls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eBuds too small for our eighths are immediately ground and freshly rolled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eSmoken Promises custom-branded filter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003e.5G each pre-roll, total 1G (0.035oz). \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smoken Promises","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53679663841553,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/SLUMPBERRYWITHJOINTS_e1680362-792e-40fe-853d-720c06bfe8c6.png?v=1781652049"},{"product_id":"slumpberry-quarter","title":"Slumpberry Quarter","description":"\u003cdiv title=\"Page 13\" class=\"page\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"page\" title=\"Page 11\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"layoutArea\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake a sip of Slumpberry, the intensely indica-heavy hybrid engineered for blissful, total shutdown. If you are ready to completely melt into the couch, this is your dreamy destination. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a sweet and creamy cake flavor like the ultimate bedtime snack, you’ll savor the delicious profile while its sedative qualities \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimmediately take hold. Feel an instant, satisfying weight settle over your limbs as you begin to unwind from the day's chaos, leaving you utterly, happily SLUMPED.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/slumpberryterp.png?v=1781651784\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"column\"\u003eAlways hand-trimmed, never by machine.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eNet wt. 7g (0.25 oz) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Smoken Promises","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53679664103697,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/SLUMPBERRYQTRFRONT.png?v=1781651867"},{"product_id":"slumpberry-eighth","title":"Slumpberry Eighth","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake a sip of Slumpberry, the intensely indica-heavy hybrid engineered for blissful, total shutdown. If you are ready to completely melt into the couch, this is your dreamy destination. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith a sweet and creamy cake flavor like the ultimate bedtime snack, you’ll savor the delicious profile while its sedative qualities \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eimmediately take hold. Feel an instant, satisfying weight settle over your limbs as you begin to unwind from the day's chaos, leaving you utterly, happily SLUMPED.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cimg\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/slumpberryterp.png?v=1781651784\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eOur eighth bags contain between 6-9 nugs of indoor flower.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eAlways hand-trimmed, never by machine.\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eNet wt. 3.5g (0.125 oz) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Smoken Promises","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53679664169233,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0900\/0560\/2577\/files\/slumpberrywithnug.png?v=1781652176"}],"url":"https:\/\/smokenpromises.com\/collections\/slumpberry.oembed","provider":"Smoken Promises","version":"1.0","type":"link"}